February 2012
1 post
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
1 post
Jan 5th
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October 2011
1 post
Oct 15th
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April 2011
1 post
Apr 2nd
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March 2011
1 post
Mar 19th
February 2011
2 posts
Wonder Bear, "Runaway" →
Run away from me baby, run away. Why can’t you just run away?
Feb 21st
My Alternate Favstar Leaderboard
My Favstar leaderboard never changes any more. Frankly, I’m sick of it. So I’ve decided to keep my own list of some of the best tweets that didn’t get the stars to make the cut. Here they are. Question for Catholics: what is nunnilingus? (July 21, 2009) Cat typed 766 walking over the keyboard. Cats are basically just furry, illiterate Satanists. Having one is like living with...
Feb 20th
3 notes
January 2011
1 post
Jan 15th
2,408 notes
December 2010
1 post
Dec 8th
2 notes
November 2010
1 post
April Stevens, "Love Kitten" →
In fact, of course, kittens are more destructive than anything else.
Nov 4th
October 2010
1 post
Warpaint, "Ashes to Ashes" →
Warpaint does a great Bowie cover.
Oct 14th
August 2010
2 posts
Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit (The Hijack... →
Funky, funky Nirvana.
Aug 25th
“Whatever you may think of the proposed mosque and community center, lost in the...”
– Michael R. Bloomberg: Defending Religious Tolerance: Remarks on the Mosque Near Ground Zero (via megrobertson)
Aug 10th
3 notes
July 2010
1 post
1 tag
Jul 6th
June 2010
2 posts
1 tag
The National, "Clampdown" →
There is something about the abuse of executive power that makes me crave The Clash.
Jun 2nd
1 tag
Metric, "The End Has No End" →
I like almost everything Metric does.
Jun 2nd
May 2010
1 post
1 tag
Uffie, "MCs Can Kiss" →
It’s Sunday, and I’m ready to Uff.
May 3rd
April 2010
4 posts
2 tags
Apr 27th
4 notes
1 tag
Katy Perry, "Electric Feel" →
Baby girl, turn me on with your electric feel.
Apr 22nd
1 tag
Apr 20th
1 tag
“Seth, the world has always been full of whores. For every Sandra Bullock there...”
– Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live
Apr 13th
March 2010
9 posts
1 tag
Mar 25th
92 notes
1 tag
Metric, "Twilight Galaxy" →
Did they tell you you should grow up, when you wanted to dream…
Mar 24th
2 tags
Mar 24th
1 tag
“What do I know of man’s destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.”
– Samuel Beckett, “Enough”
Mar 18th
1 tag
East Hundred, "Plus Minus" →
This is a fantastic album.
Mar 14th
1 tag
“I’m afraid the lemur got into the pudding cups.”
– Woodhouse, Archer
Mar 11th
1 note
1 tag
Mar 8th
379 notes
1 tag
“So in the end when one is doing philosophy one gets to the point where one would...”
– Ludwig Wittgenstein, Philosophical Investigations
Mar 6th
1 tag
Hole, "Skinny Little Bitch" →
Courtney Love rises from the dead.
Mar 5th
February 2010
13 posts
1 tag
M.I.A., "Schoolcraft Bump" →
I am a huge M.I.A fan.
Feb 26th
1 tag
Feb 24th
5 notes
1 tag
“Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who a good boy is.” According to experts, this was far and away the funniest thing I said last year. The truth is, I feel that dogs are holding out on us.
Feb 21st
1 tag
Ennio Morricone, "L'Estasi dell'Oro" (Bandini... →
This music plays wherever I go.
Feb 16th
1 tag
“God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through.”
– Paul Valéry, Mauvaises pensées et autres
Feb 16th
1 tag
Feb 16th
3 notes
1 tag
Feb 16th
1 tag
Jay-Z vs Hendrix, "99 Problems/Voodoo Chile" →
I may actually have voodoo problems. This is my favorite song right now.
Feb 12th
1 note
2 tags
Feb 11th
1 tag
“I hate broccoli. And yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli.”
– The Tick
Feb 10th
2 tags
Feb 10th
2 notes
Can someone tell me how to get one of those box-thingies that shows my twitter feed on in a sidebar box? Thanks! This is my first day on “the internet.” Also, where is the porn?
Feb 9th
1 note
1 tag
“I have even secretly longed to write, under a pen name, a merciless tirade...”
– Jorge Luis Borges, “Autobiographical Essay”
Feb 9th
3 notes