February 2012
1 post
January 2012
1 post
October 2011
1 post
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
2 posts
Wonder Bear, "Runaway" →
Run away from me baby, run away. Why can’t you just run away?
My Alternate Favstar Leaderboard
My Favstar leaderboard never changes any more. Frankly, I’m sick of it. So I’ve decided to keep my own list of some of the best tweets that didn’t get the stars to make the cut. Here they are.
Question for Catholics: what is nunnilingus? (July 21, 2009)
Cat typed 766 walking over the keyboard. Cats are basically just furry, illiterate Satanists. Having one is like living with...
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
1 post
April Stevens, "Love Kitten" →
In fact, of course, kittens are more destructive than anything else.
October 2010
1 post
Warpaint, "Ashes to Ashes" →
Warpaint does a great Bowie cover.
August 2010
2 posts
Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit (The Hijack... →
Funky, funky Nirvana.
“Whatever you may think of the proposed mosque and community center, lost in the...”
– Michael R. Bloomberg: Defending Religious Tolerance: Remarks on the Mosque Near Ground Zero (via megrobertson)
July 2010
1 post
1 tag
June 2010
2 posts
1 tag
The National, "Clampdown" →
There is something about the abuse of executive power that makes me crave The Clash.
1 tag
Metric, "The End Has No End" →
I like almost everything Metric does.
May 2010
1 post
1 tag
Uffie, "MCs Can Kiss" →
It’s Sunday, and I’m ready to Uff.
April 2010
4 posts
2 tags
1 tag
Katy Perry, "Electric Feel" →
Baby girl, turn me on with your electric feel.
1 tag
1 tag
“Seth, the world has always been full of whores. For every Sandra Bullock there...”
– Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live
March 2010
9 posts
1 tag
1 tag
Metric, "Twilight Galaxy" →
Did they tell you you should grow up, when you wanted to dream…
2 tags
1 tag
“What do I know of man’s destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.”
– Samuel Beckett, “Enough”
1 tag
East Hundred, "Plus Minus" →
This is a fantastic album.
1 tag
“I’m afraid the lemur got into the pudding cups.”
– Woodhouse, Archer
1 tag
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“So in the end when one is doing philosophy one gets to the point where one would...”
– Ludwig Wittgenstein, Philosophical Investigations
1 tag
Hole, "Skinny Little Bitch" →
Courtney Love rises from the dead.
February 2010
13 posts
1 tag
M.I.A., "Schoolcraft Bump" →
I am a huge M.I.A fan.
1 tag
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“Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who a good boy is.”
According to experts, this was far and away the funniest thing I said last year. The truth is, I feel that dogs are holding out on us.
1 tag
Ennio Morricone, "L'Estasi dell'Oro" (Bandini... →
This music plays wherever I go.
1 tag
“God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through.”
– Paul Valéry, Mauvaises pensées et autres
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Jay-Z vs Hendrix, "99 Problems/Voodoo Chile" →
I may actually have voodoo problems. This is my favorite song right now.
2 tags
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“I hate broccoli. And yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli.”
– The Tick
2 tags
Can someone tell me how to get one of those box-thingies that shows my twitter feed on in a sidebar box? Thanks! This is my first day on “the internet.” Also, where is the porn?
1 tag
“I have even secretly longed to write, under a pen name, a merciless tirade...”
– Jorge Luis Borges, “Autobiographical Essay”